Sexperience #3: The Vagina Sessions

All you ladies, gather around!  Have you ever complained about your man’s technique whenever he’d eat your pussy?  Now, here’s something you can send to your man to read, a response to “The Blowjob Sessions”…

I decided that after releasing the ever-popular “The BJ Sessions” sexperience series, I would write one specifically for men, just to show men how a woman, like myself, would like to be eaten/fingered the right way.  I know how women operate, you don’t like having to tell a man that he sucks, so you decide to fake it, right?  Well, here’s something he can read so you wouldn’t have to waste your time faking it anymore!!

Men, it’s not like I’m bashing you all or anything, but you all need to realize that women and men get off differently.  We are not that easy to please.  We don’t just “jack off” by shaking our clits, it takes time to find the “correct” spot, even though we have less area to cover.  This is a guide for all the men, just so they can improve their technique.  Are you girls with me??  (All the women in the choir, please say “Amen!”)

So guys, let’s cover a bit of anatomy of a female pussy, shall we?  Okay, you basically see the outer labia that surround the whole area of the pussy, then right under the outer labia, at the top, is that little knob called the clitoris.  Underneath that, is the urethra, which is the area that girls piss out of, then underneath that is the inner labia (kind of wrinkly flappy things that stick out) that surround the vagina.  South of that is the anus, or butthole, comprende?

Now, please realize that this isn’t a complete how-to on how to eat pussy, but this is to definitely improve your technique.  I can’t say that I’m an expert at pussy eating (I’ve never eaten pussy, and don’t think I have the desire to do that now or ever), but here’s a few tips that you should think about the next time you’re with your girl/fuck buddy/lover/whatever and try these on for size:

For one, guys need to realize that for a woman, her whole body is a sexual object.  Girls take a lot more warming up than men do.  All a girl has to do is stand there naked, and a guy’s cock goes up in arms.  For a woman, you have to caress her, especially in these areas (some are more obvious than others):  the neck, the ear lobes, breasts, legs, back, etc.  One thing that you should notice is if she’s ticklish, and when you’re off doing foreplay, try licking/kissing/sucking/nipping those areas where she’s most ticklish, you will definitely get a response from her.

One thing that you should really do (especially if this is your first time with this chick) is you should watch her masturbate.  Girls are pretty particular about the way they’re touched (guys are too, in some respect, but girls are really REALLY picky), and you can definitely learn her spots by watching her rub herself.  Not only do you learn how she likes to be touched (making note of her favorite pussy places), but you’d get off as well…so even if you’re horny as hell, PAY ATTENTION!!

Don’t rub her clit/finger her pussy without lube!!  Do you know how PAINFUL that is when you do?  If you have a temptation to touch her down there, make sure to either moisten your fingers with spit or lube before going down there to rub…if you’re only going there to check if she’s wet, that’s fine, but no major rubbing/fingering without lube.

When you’re down there to eat her out, don’t lick her all over the place like poor Anthony (read my blog “Bed Humper Parts I and II” if you’re not familiar with Anthony’s techniques…ick).  When you’re going to lick her, be sure you’re hitting a specific spot, even a fraction of an inch will make a difference between being wet and orgasm.  Alway focus on a specific place, and make sure it’s repetitive and in an even rhythm…we’re not like guys, where guys like to be touched on different parts of their cock.  We like having the focus on one spot only, if that’s where we’re getting off on.  Also, try to use slight pressure (as much pressure as you would use to shave your face, almost), so don’t press too hard, or she’ll be in pain (it’s just as painful as getting hit in the balls, folks, I can imagine).  Nipping and soft biting is allowed, depending on the girl, but be careful, every girl is different.

One thing that you guys might like to know is that if you notice on the clit, there’s a little piece of flesh that’s kind is like a flap over it…if you pull that flap away, the area underneath is really really sensitive…really…LOL, trust me on that one.  That might make a difference between nada and OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO CUM NOW!! 

Be patient with us.  We’re not like guys in some respect, sometimes it takes us a while to get to where we’re going, to climax in a specific spot.  And when we come, as in an actual orgasm, depending on the woman, you may feel a change in her cum…usually, when she first starts off, it’s kind of watery, later on, it may be sticky, so be prepared:  the more sticky it is, the closer she is to climax.

Another place where girls are really sensitive are the soft pieces of skin that are underneath the joint of your thighs and pubic area (same with the guys), the inner thighs and the under area of the knees.  Girls are definitely sensitive in this area, so when you’re doing foreplay, don’t ignore them, kiss/lick/suck/nip/bite those areas as much as you please, she will thank you later. 

Some girls may think this is a myth, some believe it, others may have trouble find it, but here it is:  the impossible and infamous G-spot.  That thing is impossible to find, and even I find trouble finding it on my own.  I’ve only experienced it with one guy, and damn did the earth shake like it was Armageddon.  It is the most amazing thing to experience it, but it’s so damn hard to find, it’s like finding a pure virgin (for real though LOL).  This forbidden yet so so damn good G-spot is located near the top part of the vagina wall, around 3-4 inches in, and so freakin’ hard to find.  (Read Good Girl No More’s recent blog called “Insatiable Need” at http://goodgirlnomore.wordpress.com/2009/01/16/insatiable-need/ if you want a first-hand testimonial about the hardships of finding that damned G-spot)  Try one of those G-spot toys, or use fingers, but good luck, it may be difficult to find after all.

Another thing to keep in mind is that girls may squirt.  Believe it or not, it’s not just something that you’d find while watching a porno.  Squirting does exist, and some guys find it absolutely hot, some guys think it’s disgusting.  Squirting is when a woman either gushes or squirts out cum from her vagina like she had an indoor fountain in her pussy.  It’s not like she does it on purpose, but it kind of happens, kind of like when a man ejaculates.  Each and every woman is either going to squirt or not.  Some women have it, and some women don’t, it’s just a fact of life.  So don’t blame your girl if she can or can’t, because every woman is different.

The last thing that I would like to mention is that when a woman really does reach the “big O”, you’ll see her vagina muscles squeeze together in a pulsating manner.  Not many girls can reach that, but if you meet one that does do that, pat yourself on the back because you just made a girl cum like crazy (and she’ll thank you for that later on, really…)

Ok, there goes the end of this segment.  Questions or comments?  Girls, how did I do?  Let me know if there should be anything else I should add, I would be more than happy to correct myself.   Hopefully this will help, boys…thank you all for reading!!